1. Mean Machine - Full Cast & Crew - TV Guide
Learn more about the full cast of Mean Machine with news, photos, videos and more at TV Guide.
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2. Mean Machine (2001) - Cast & Crew — The Movie Database (TMDB)
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Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.
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In a rough-and-tumble British prison, where murderers, thieves and assorted madmen are locked away, inmate Danny Meehan (Vinnie Jones) is about to lead them all in the ultimate battle of their degenerate lives -- but no one could have guessed it would be a soccer match! Now, in an all-out playoff against the despised guards, the prisoners' goal isn't just to make goals; it's to prove the indomitable nature of the spirit, no matter how much it gets kicked, bloodied or knocked around.
4. Mean Machine | Moviepedia - Fandom
Dec 26, 2001 · Danny "The Mean Machine" Meehan (Vinnie Jones) is a retired footballer and former captain of England, who was banned from football for life for ...
Mean Machine is a 2001 British sports comedy film directed by Barry Skolnick and starring former footballer Vinnie Jones. The film is an adaptation of the 1974 American film The Longest Yard, featuring association football rather than American football. It also reunites most of the cast from executive producer Guy Ritchie's prior blockbusters Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch. Danny "The Mean Machine" Meehan (Vinnie Jones) is a retired footballer and former captain of England, who w
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Mean Machine is a 2001 British sports comedy film directed by Barry Skolnick and starring former footballer Vinnie Jones.
Mean Machine is a 2001 British sports comedy film directed by Barry Skolnick and starring former footballer Vinnie Jones. The film is an adaptation of the 1974 American film The Longest Yard, featuring association football rather than American football. It also reunites most of the cast from executive producer Guy Ritchie's prior blockbusters Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch. A football star jailed for assault leads a group of inmates in a match against prison guards. Comedy Crime
6. Mean Machine (2001) directed by Barry Skolnick • Reviews, film + cast
Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the ...
Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.
7. Mean Machine (2001) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Jun 28, 2016 · Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers.
Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.
8. Mean Machine - Apple TV
Mean Machine was produced by Matthew Vaughn, who was also behind Guy Ritchie's tough-but-stylish crime comedies Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch.
See AlsoFogless Shower Mirror - TravelThe classic Burt Reynolds football-behind-bars flick The Longest Yard crosses the pond and gets an appropriate British accent in the process in this r…
9. Mean Machine (2001) Cast - Cinema.com
Mean Machine (2001) - Cast · Vinnie Jones as Danny Meehan · Jason Statham as Monk · David Kelly as Doc · David Hemmings as Prison Governor · Vas Blackwood as Massive ...
Mean Machine (2001) Prison inmates hatch a plan to escape through a game of Football.
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Mean Machine is a film directed by Barry Skolnick with Vinnie Jones, David Kelly, David Hemmings, Vas Blackwood, Ralph Brown .... Year: 2001.
Genre: Comedy | Synopsis: When soccer star Danny Meehan (Vinnie Jones) lands himself in jail for fixing an important match, the warden tries to force the rough rough-and-tumble athlete to train his guards semi-professional ...
11. Mean Machine 2001 | Encyclopedia.com
Mean Machine 2001 (R)British remake of Robert Aldrich's 1974 film, “The Longest Yard,” that stresses comedy and crazies. Danny Meechan (former soccer ...
Mean Machine ★★ 2001 (R)British remake of Robert Aldrich's 1974 film, “The Longest Yard,” that stresses comedy and crazies. Danny Meechan (former soccer star Jones) is a disgraced pro player who winds up in prison on assault charges. The warden (Hemmings) wants Danny to coach the guards' soccer team instead of chief guard Burton (Brown), who will make Danny's life very difficult if he accepts. So Danny proposes a compromise—he'll train and coach an inmate team in a match against the guards. Source for information on Mean Machine 2001: VideoHound's Golden Movie Retriever dictionary.
12. Mean Machine movie review & film summary (2002) | Roger Ebert
“Mean Machine” is only interested in the characters and the game. Guy Ritchie, who started out as such an innovator in “Lock, Stock, etc.,” seems to have ...
The formula is familiar but enjoyable. A group of British tough guys are assembled for an enterprise that combines violence with humor, while cherishing their
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Mean Machine · Vinnie JonesDanny Meehan · David KellyDoc · David HemmingsGovernor · Ralph BrownBurton · Vas BlackwoodMassive · Robbie GeeTrojan · Geoff BellRatchett.
In a gritty prison, disgraced footballer Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan finds a shot at redemption by rallying inmates to face off against the corrupt guards in a high-stakes match. With camaraderie and a fierce spirit, they aim for victory—both on and off the field.
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Jan 5, 2023 · Football comedy film Mean Machine was released in 2001 and catapulted acting legends Vinnie Jones, Jason Statham and EastEnders icon Danny ...
Football comedy film Mean Machine was released in 2001 and catapulted acting legends Vinnie Jones, Jason Statham and EastEnders icon Danny Dyer into superstardom
15. Mean Machine (2001) - Box Office Mojo
Mean Machine (2001) A football star jailed for assault leads a group of inmates in a match against prison guards.
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Aug 4, 2020 · Mean Machine (2001) ; Producer, Matthew Vaughn ; Director, Barry Skolnik ; Actor, David Hemmings, David Kelly, Jason Statham, Vinnie Jones ; Label ...
From the producer of Snatch comes this rousing, rough-and-tumble story that shows spirit and heart can exist in the most unlikely places. And in the most unlikely men. Ex-soccer star Danny Meehan (Vinnie Jones) was sitting on top of the world... until a sports-fixing scam ruined his career and an assault charge landed him in jail. When the prison's soccer-crazed warden (David Hemmings) asks Danny to coach the guards' soccer team, Danny counters with another idea: a match between the guards and the convicts. For the inmates, it's the dream of a lifetime: a dirty-no-holds-barred chance to face the malicious guards. But first, Danny must turn a group of murderers, thieves and madmen into something unthinkable: a team. Based on the film classic The Longest Yard, Mean Machine scores with it's lineup of gritty action, colorful characters and hilarious comedy.
